Thursday, December 4, 2008

Dialogue

This is from "Theology of the Body for Teens" written by the Everts and Brian Butler. It is a skewed dialogue on how teens might view the teaching of chastity:

Student: Is it OK for my girlfriend and me to...
Teacher: NO.
Student: Well, what if we just...
Teacher: NO.
Student: but what if we really...
Teacher: NO. NO. NO. Just don't. Be good boys and girls. Hold hands and go to a pumpkin patch together, then play board games with her family, and be home by 7:00 p.m. Otherwise you'll get her pregnant, die of an STD, and go to hell. Class dismissed. Have a fun weekend!

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